School:A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.! :A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Diplomat:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Miser:A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
By: Jokes of Malaysia
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